Top 10 Rajinikanth Jokes on the Web

We are just couple of days away from India’s most popular actor Rajnikanth’s birth day (12th December). Rajni is known for his larger than life roles on screen and several of his fans crated social fan pages and blogs started sharing Ranji’s jokes online lately. Here we bring you the 10 most hilarious ones among them.

  1. Sun doesn’t rise until Rajinikanth says ‘Good morning’.
  2. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  3. Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  4. If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs.. it’s time for next Windows release.
  5. Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
  6. When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  7. Rajinikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral!
  8. Rajinikanth wear sunglasses to protect the Sun from his rage!”
  9. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
  10. People have to use iphone or Blackberry to update FB status but Rajni does it using his Calculator.

Post your comment below and let us know which is your favorite joke you came across online.

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