Disclaimer: Hola! This exclusive piece from Mirchi Gossip Girl is for lighter moments. This is purely meant for humor and not intended to offend anyone in particular.
The Kotarie surrounding our MP Kavita felt that their woman leader is the rightful person to be given ‘Make Up- Pack Up’ title. Hence they moved a case in the court of law claiming for the rights on the title from Pawan Kalyan. Here are a few excerpts from the arguments that followed…
Lawyer 1 (complainant): Your Honour! I wanna bring to your notice that the title ‘Make Up & Pack Up’ rightfully belongs to our Kavithakka.
Lawyer 2 (defendant): Objection My Lord! The title belongs to my client by worth of his profession.
Judge: Order, order objection over ruled! Who is that logger heads that deprived your Kavithakka the honour?
Lawyer 1: Pawan Kalyan
Judge: Mr.Prosecutor! Can you defend yourself?
Lawyer 2: (defendant): Your Honour! Pawan Kalyan is an artist by profession. And hence Make Up- Pack Up is the right title for him.
Lawyer: I object My Lord. Our Kavithakka is an all rounder by all standards. See the other day, there was a shopping mall opening. Can you guess who did that make up- pack up for opening ceremony? Who else our Kavithakka not Kajal!
Judge: Objection sustained.
Lawyer 2: But your honour….
Lawyer 1: (smiling) Lemme finish my argument. Who is appearing to play Bathukamma every day this Dasara season decked with gold and clad in silk sarees? Again it is our Kavithakka. Can’t you understand how much pain goes into make up-pack up for that? And your Pawan Kalyan stole it from her ‘Make Up- Pack Up’ guy. Stealer!
Lawyer 2: It was you…
Lawyer 1: Wait..not yet done. Who appears on TV channels everyday? Don’t you understand the make up- pack up requirement on a telecasted programme? One day she appears ultra rich & the other day as a common woman in simple attire. What variety in make up & pack up! Outstandinggg!
Judge: Hmmm… I understand she very well deserves the title. In the first place, who gave undeserving Pawan Kalyan the title ‘Make Up -Pack Up’ guy? I must know?
Lawyer 2: Your Honour! It’s our own Kavithakka who bestowed the ‘Make Up- Pack Up’ title on Pawan Kalyan…now her kotari wants the title back.
Judge: Following the arguments of the two parties, the title ‘Make Up -Pack Up’ rightfully goes to Kavithakka. Pawan Kalyan is undeserving. Henceforth he is restricted from using the title hereafter…by all standards.
