Disclaimer: Hola! This exclusive piece from Mirchi Gossip Girl is for lighter moments. This is purely meant for humor and not intended to offend anyone in particular.
Three big producers who can never think investing less than 50+ crores, superstar hero, glamorous heroine, star director, top music composer, macho man villain, star comedian, three writers for namesake and an item girl turned heroine…all were present at the secret meeting to post mortem why ‘He Will Not Halt’ has halted indefinitely.
Three big producers turned towards the hot item girl turned heroine, “Madam, we thot you would pull the crowds big way. Why did you halt?” Irritated the Item Girl fumed, “You make her the heroine and put all the blame on me.” So the producers asked the milky beauty, “Madam, We expected you to halt your flop films’ saga. Why did you halt our ‘He Will Not Halt’?” Coolly the heroine brawled, ‘I’m only a bakra heroine for dances and glamour. Why don’t you ask our superstar?”
They glanced towards the superstar, “Sir! We have invested crores for your star power. Why did you halt?” The superstar shrugged his shoulders, “I’m director’s hero. I surrendered 100% to him.” The producers turned to the director and asked, “Sir, why couldn’t you make a film which couldn’t halt?” The director got irritated and said, “See I’ve got three writers who wrote dialogues which didn’t halt. Not my mistake.”
The writers said, “Sir, the title of our film is ‘He Will Not Halt. So we thought we need to write unstoppable dialogues. Not our fault for halt”. The star comedian came in between, ‘I’m misued, overused and abused over & over again and still I didn’t halt and hence ‘He Will Not Halt’ halted”, said the comedian smiling sheepishly at the top music director.
The music director yawned, “See I always make sure never to halt for making new tunes. I copy my own tunes like director Sir copies his own movies.” The producers again came back to the director, “Why ‘He Will Not Halt’ halted?”. The director looked around thoughtfully and said, “Audiences have become very lazy. They are waiting for Dasara vacations. But ‘He Will Not Halt’ came early. So they halted and thus ‘He Will Not Halt’ halted.”
Unanimously a resolution was passed that ‘He Will Not Halt’ halted because of audience and hence the makers should never make haste to release their films before the arrival of holidays. They should have halted to make ‘He Will Not Halt’ a superhit unhalted movie. 🙂 🙂 🙂
